Aslan the Handsome and Smidgeon Sweet Face I Love You, would like to introduce you to....
The Lady in the Van
She has windows that go up and down at the touch of a button rather than the winding mechanism in my old van which was defeated by frost/ice/heat/rubber seals and exhaustion.
She has Air Conditioning. O.M.G. Menopausal Me is now cool.
She has wing mirrors that move automatically for the best view. I know, i know, you don,t have to wind the window down to alter their position, how amazing is that?
She has a key fob that flashes locked or unlocked and opens different doors or all the doors!
The drivers seat has more positions than the Karma Sutra and the front and back windows have heated screens with wipers that are SILENT!!
But best of all....the drivers seat has an arm rest. AN ARM REST... I ASK YOU. WTF
I may have moved into the 21st century